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This is a Homestuck Fantroll RP blog. Feel free to hit me up!

Can get NSFW.

kronnoandfriends:

ok i gotta shower and go to work so

i owe replies to:

- jordan
- puni 

art trade w/ rena

and a starter for celeste

IS THAT ALL„like if i owe or if you wanna do a thing i think thats all tho

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thesagemaster:

[x]

(via bulgeblocker)

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punitrolls:

Aw hell yeah, xe got you. You notice how delicately xe takes your arm and it reminds you how easily you could snap xyr like a toothpick. You try not to think about it as you look down at xir, flashing a toothy grin.

You give off a gargled hissing noise that might’ve passed as self-conscious laughter, rubbing the back of your neck with your free hand.

We’re a77 of y’a77 / Keeping y’a77 in here / Just to see you smi7e / And enjoy yourse7f / You a77 / You a77 / You a77 / You’re we7come

It wasn’t like you were the only one with the busy schedule, after all. You don’t usually get the opportunity to hang out with Badrul, so you didn’t need much convincing in the first place.

Usually, you didn’t go for lowbloods like yourself, but there was something so uniquely charming about Batras that you couldn’t resist. That wasn’t to say you were looking to settle into a quadrant with her, oh no, though you just couldn’t pass up a chance to go out with her. She just had a certain charm that was difficult to find.

When she replies, in the way only she can, you laugh again and rest your head against her arm to relish in the peacefulness. Things seemed to slow down with Batras, which you couldn’t tell if it was good or bad, but for now you assumed it was good.

"So, I know this is difficult for you to answer, but do you want to do anything specific? Go for a bite to eat, perchance? Or if that might take too long, we could just go on a nice stroll. I don’t particularly care either way, so long as I am with you."

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temperedvulcan:

 

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Oh my lord, they called you hot, right? Right.

>I- I do! I just, this is natural! I jog a little bit, ride my bike! I mean, think about it, with a husktop and a bed, i’m practically doing crunches my whole life! I’m sure you’d stay as gorgeous as you are now even if you celebrate every now and again with your food! Boop boop!<

"Hmmm, I’m not sure about that but I very highly doubt it, darling. When you’re in the spotlight  like I am, one can’t afford to eat or drink anything terribly unhealthy. at the risk of being malnourished. You see?

Ah, I’m probably making no sense, am I? Forgive me, I’m afraid practice was quite taxing today.”

» For some reason, you’re blabbering more than usual. That’s too bad, when you think about it, because you’re fairly certain this troll could prove useful for good conversation, and the like. You really don’t want to run him off by blathering.

"At any rate, love, sitting up does not translate to "crunches",exactly. But I suppose you don’t have a reason to stay fit and charming,do you?"

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HAROMM I SWEAR TO FUCK LMFAO

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punitrolls:

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-=- damn ! fee| |!ke ! havent beatboxed !n sweeps -=-

-=- anyone have any requests -=-

Chu can get reque’t’ for beatboxin’?…Dat kinda weird.

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temperedvulcan:

 

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Oh it was that person from before that you had a nice chat about their morail…you can’t- repeat your name to them you’ll have to make up a new one!

>O-oh<

>What makes me ME? I just went into an arcade and was like woah! I’m going to get the highscore on that machine! And I did! I even got free pizza!<

Pizz▼? Is th▼t wh▼t ▼ll the hubbub is ▼bout?  But it’s so unhe▼lthy for you, d▼rling. Don’t you w▼nt to keep th▼t nice figure of your’s?

» Though you didn’t expect such a manly man as Haromm, was it?, to keep track of his form. 

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temperedvulcan:

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>Yeah I know..i’m awesome.<

>Who da man, you da man<

This troll seems to be talking to himself, flexing on occasion. 

▼nd wh▼t m▼kes you “d▼ m▼n” ex▼ctly?

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spacejammies:

i’m really indecisive about my brush settings so i’m almost constantly changing them lmao, but uh!
here are some of my current settings

(via assholetrolls)

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kissmekismesis:

kronnoandfriends

I just woke up from a dream about two characters of ours commiserating over being objectified. Big burly dudes. Sitting drinking tea and talking about how sensitive they are and that there is more to them than their personas. 

I had to share. The thing is, the trolls in my dream do not exist.

Your welcome.

THIS IS EXTREMELY ADORABLE??? HELP ME????
also i
it makes me really want to make up some trolls just for this
you my friend have a very good imagination

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